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If you are offended easily i suggest get out and go cry to mummy, nancy boy

Hi im gee whizz
What are you looking at filthy maggots. Oh are you here for my insults? Read on shithead and dont go crying to mama if i corrupt your Innocent little mind
   Insults
We all pray that you will see a horse with a bloody dick fuck your virgin daughter on the grave of your dead mother, you inhabitant of Sodom.
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Take heed, you spawn from a whore's rectum, may you have your flock assaulted by maniacs.
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It is my profound wish that you shall turn into a frog; a stork eat you, and shit you from a 500 meter height, you repulsive polisson.
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You shanky-assed, brother-groping, panty-slurping, cunt-gobbling, zit-chewing, cunt-brained wankstain!
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If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either speak to you or spit at you, got it fucko?
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May you parachute naked into the world's prickliest cactus, you malodorous heathen.
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More insults
It is my profound wish that you shall be afflicted by a plague of locusts, you grotesque gargoyle.
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A curse upon you, you plague of sighing and grief, may you live to see your son marry another man.
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You may be the only person to have won a Watermelon Eating Contest with your ass and, no doubt, impressed and regaled many a Burger King employee and bus stop stranger with the great event of your life, but it doesn't impress me and I'm still going to lay you out like an airport runway and land a 747 of beating on you if you don't shut up, you loose shingle in Hurricane Me.
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Stop singing like a witless Eunuch while rubbing Rogaine on your swollen manboobs in the hope of growing some chest hair and come away from that window you are wiggling your ass out thinking some passing stranger will grope it for the first sexual experience of your worthless life, and get over here so I can force-feed you a generous helping of Shut The Fuck Up.
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